I’ll concede there’s a little wanton hyperbole in that title, but this is quite the extraordinary sight nonetheless. Artist Keith P Rein hastens to make plain that 'the P stands for penis,’ which lends us both an intriguing insight into the man’s psyche and an instantaneous and alarmingly pressing desire to check out his work. (Providing the humor isn’t meant in the alternative penises-amundo sense. Penises to the left of me, penises to the right, here I am, staring at a disconcertingly phallic canvas with you. It was a concern. A genuine concern.)
We’re delighted to report that there’s nary an inkling of weiner-waving shenanigans here. Conversely, as Kotaku reports, ‘When not working at his design studio, Rein makes pin-up style photos that often use visual puns and feature nudity. His work looks like a fusion of 1940s era illustrations, Japanese prints, and 1970s style movie post art.’ With an endorsement of that caliber, you know that immediate gallery perusal is your only viable course! Such wonders as eroticized Princess Peach, Samus Aran and Mrs. Anonymous Yet Delectable Tetris Woman await. They’re all quasi-safe-for-work, yet sufficiently bodacious to appall our family-funtime friends at Nintendo.