I should mention, by way of name dropping, that I have been to the Beverly Hills Hotel before. I took a date. It was so expensive that I skipped lunch and ate a bite of my date’s sandwich when she was off powdering her nose, or, you know, phoning her girlfriends to tell them to phone her back in five minutes so she could pretend she had an emergency to get to to end our date. And when the valet told me the charge for my car was $37, I did a quick scrap value calculation and told him to keep the car. That was a fun day.
But, now, the grand old hotel that used to be the hottest place for married actors to go icognito bang their sidegirls back in the day, well, she’s turning 100, and there was a big party for that monumental occasion and several Tinsel Town hotties showed up for the event, but none hotter than the twin pairing of Mena Suvari and Stana Katic, both of whom put on a low-cut-dress exhibition worthy of the special occasion. I wish they had been my dates. I wonder how much it costs to park a limo there? Enjoy.