Lindsay Lohan Is Not Dead… Yet!

Rumors have been swirling around Hollywood today of the final demise of Lindsay Lohan, but, as it turns out, it was just Lindsay being unresponsive to a few ‘wake-up-bitch’ slaps from her assistant trying to get her to the set of Liz and Dick on time for her daily call.

Paramedics were called, and why the hell not? Those EMTs have nothing better to do really than be rushing to the posh hotel rooms of celebrities ‘unresponsive’ in the morning after a night of who-knows-what kind of imbibations.

Anyhow, you can read all about the Lindsay Lohan NOT being rushed to the hospital drama this morning on TMZ.

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