Not since Justin Bieber’s Never Say Never have I been so truly excited to see a film as Katy Cocktease in her concert doc, Katy Perry: You Still Can’t See My Tits in 3D. When I think of all the wonderful insight into one of the world’s greatest cockteases, going behind the superficial Katy to get really involved with the even more superficial Katy, then you throw in all the divine music, I’m camping out now.
Snapping back to reality, there was one benefit of the Katy Cocktease film premiere, that being the stroll of the hotties along the movie premiere red carpet, which allowed us to see not only Katy, who admittedly looked rather fine, but long time hardcore objects d’ lust Selena Gomez and Victoria Justice, together once more. Now that is like a teenaged dream come true. Enjoy.