Yeah yeah, I’m sure there are much smarter Rock of Ages puns to be had, but who isn’t thinking naughty when seeing Julianne Hough out this week pimping her new film and going good-girl all naughty-dressed, none more naughty than how she looked coming out of a promotional appearance in N.Y.C. in a dress so tight, it created a forcible nipple poke that stunned onlookers and caused her boyfriend Ryan Seacrest to break out into uncomfortably closeted hives.
I feel like Julianne Hough is an as of yet, completely untapped resource for hotness. We’ve just barely begun to scrape the surface of this good-girl dancer. Somewhere, beneath the surface, lurks the sextastic just dying to get out. It’s the destiny of hot women everywhere to be seen. Enjoy.