Jordan Carver Shows You How To Be Nice to Trees

Editors note: some or all of the images in this post have been removed at request of JCM.

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree.
A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
Against the sweet earth's flowing breast;

I'm not sure the poet Joyce Kilmer had in mind precisely what boobtastic model Jordan Carver is doing to that mighty oak when he penned his famous 'Trees' poem, but I do have a sneaking suspicion that if he were alive today, he'd be checking out Jordan on Egotastic! getting her covered topless hotness game on with a tree as pat of her ode to summer sunsets bikini hotness pictorial.

Now, I'm not saying I'm jealous of a tree, but what I can say from looking at these arboreal beach wonderment photos of the mighty chesty Jordan Carver is that that is most definitely not sap leaking from my trunk. Enjoy.

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