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Jordan Carver Brings Her Double Cannons To Bear for XXL Bra Pimping
Who you gonna call? Brabusters!
Hey, when you're a company selling bras for ladies with mongo funbags, you've got to find the model who can fill the role, as it were. And nobody pimps the boobtastic gigantastic quite like German model Jordan Carver, who's two chestal buoys are not only fully-functional life preservers, they're life enhancers. At least, they're enhancing my life just from the site of them.
Now, we here at Egotastic! are equal opportunity chest puppy oglers. We do not play favorites. But let's just say if we're falling off of a ten story building, we're praying for the curves of Jordan Carver to be coincidentally walking below. Enjoy.