Who's ready for a little blonde on blonde violence? No, it's not bombshells Staci Noblett and Rhian Sugden hurting each other, it's our reader-voters who will likely be manually manipulating themselves into need of medical attention as they ever so carefully determine this week's winner in the Page 3 battle of the boobtastic.
But how can one decide between such two, nay, four luscious ripe melons? Is it the size? The shape? Certainly the taste test would be the kicker, though that technology is not currently available and, please, for the love of electricity, don't lick your monitors. It's truly like picking pillows, ever man has different tastes, and there's no true way to know if you like them until you spend at least one evening with your face buried in them. Enjoy.