READER FINDS: Natalie Portman Classic Topless, Evangeline Lilly Stellar Sexy, Elisabetta Canalis Gotcha Topless, And Much Much More…

 

As a child I visited the Milwaukee zoo and came upon a scene of complete frenzy as a long suffering male chimp had gotten hold of a handbag of a zoo visitor and was banging the copulation shizz out of that purse like his life depended on it. I’ll never forget the look on the face of that chimp as he rabbit humped that Gucci knockoff, pure primordial bliss.

That’s the look I have on my face each and every week as I peruse the wonderments delivered to our doorstep by our faithful and fastidious Internet browsing readers. The men and women of our virtual army of the sextastic who deliver their discoveries into the communal pot each week our Friday rendition of Stone Soup, a.k.a, Reader Finds.

This weeks amalgamation of the awesomely hot includes TOWIE Maria Fowler topless, Rosario Dawson in a sexy dark photoshoot, sadly rarely photographed Lost hottie Evangeline Lilly in her own wicked photo shoot, newcomer Nicole Neal topless in Nuts, late night cable topless queen Shannon Whirry in a collection of her best, the big chest of Jack Osbourne baby mama Lisa Stelly, Natalie Portman in her infamous topless beach photos from 2000, Gisele Bundchen cover worthy asstastic, Lea Michele poking through braless, a double shot of the double tops of Swedish model Johanna Lundback, Rachael Finch nip slip, Elisabetta Canalis topless in a tabloid pic, and the early model card headshots of sextastic models Candice Swanepoel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Miranda Kerr, and Daisy Lowe and gloriously hot South African Tanit Phoenix looking most definitely topless in a new music video. It’s a mouthful!

Finds and Credits:

Good tidings to ‘Riccardo’ for uncovering Elisabetta Canalsis topless in a telescopic tabloid gotcha moment.

EgoReader ‘SayWave’ knows a solid rump when he sees it and shared supermodel Gisele Bundchen and her behind on the cover of Vogue.

Both ‘Hunter’ and ‘Will’ saw fit to add to our growing lust-filled collection of the hot bodied and often quite topless Swedish delight, Johanna Lundback. So Nordic hot.

Egotastic! SuperFan ‘AverageJoe’ uncovered Lea Michele skipping her bra the same day she wore a thin white t-shirt, revealing her hokie pokies through her top outside a deli.

Our most commonly named reader ‘Anon’ did some digging of his own to uncover Aussie hottie Rachael Finch flashing a bare nip.

Regularly contributor ‘Pito’ double dipped this week with both the classic collection of Natalie Portman in her sunburned topless pictures from the year 2000 and modeling headshots of teens Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and Daisy Lowe, before they made it big.

Additional mucho credito to ‘Foghorn’ for showing off the latest topless hottie in the Nuts arsenal, Nicole Neal; to ‘Denver’ for his contribution of the amazing tatas of Maria Fowler flashing in bikini photos, to ‘Denny’ for a super hot Dah Len photoshoot of underrated Rosario Dawson; to ‘Roman’ for his outstanding eye in spotting Lost hottie Evangeline Lilly in a wicked hot photoshoot we’d not seen before fo the Canadian actress and model; to ‘Mike’ for rubbing our faces in the tremendous hot bosom of Jack Osbourne (lucky bastard) baby mama Lisa Stelly; and last, but not least by any means, to EgoReader ‘JayJay’ for remitting some classic shots of late night softcore skinema queen Shannon Whirry in some of her finer topless boob tube moments.

Enjoy.

P.S. Oh, almost forgot, thanks to EgoReader ‘Ricky’ who noticed an unusually and most definitely unclothed Tanit Phoenix in the new music video from Taxi Violence, a band from Tanit’s home country of South Africa:

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