I’ve got to get me to this Eden Roc hotel in Cannes during the film festival one year; it’s where all the hot celebrities stay or hang out or play or just head out to their yachts. Hopefully, they book rooms by the hour, I think I could afford to stay for a couple. But it’d be worth it, to first-hand ogle the likes of Michelle Rodriguez who shows up every year to show off in her bikinis.
Granted, every time we see Michelle Rodriguez she has that sort of angry disappointed look that I became all too familiar with with basically every single teacher I ever had in my life, but I never wanted to leer most of those ladies in dripping wet bikinis coming out of the Mediterranean. Enjoy.