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Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pictures Just in Time for Adopted Mother’s Day
With the pending resolution of my adult adoption proceedings with Swiss Miss hottie Michelle Hunziker, another round of stellar bikini pictures from Miami arrive just in time for me to celebrate the special day honoring my soon to be adoptive mom.
Now, I'm not looking to incur any jealousy here, but my new mom does look pretty damn smoking hot in a bikini, who would even guess that she already has a teenaged daughter, my soon to be step-sister with whom I imagine I'll be sharing bunk beds shortly. I really am going to need to pack all my favorite toys. Enjoy.
I'VE BEEN SO-WRONGLY LUSTING MY NEW MOM FOR SOME TIME NOW