Well, we finally got our grubby little hands (literally, we just had chicken wings in the office employing our dwarfish sized paws to rip apart those baby bird joints) on these amazing bikini pictures from the Kardashian family vacation down Mexico way in April.
Kim Kardashian, well, she just looks all orange and boobtastic and, let’s be honest, if we were a multi-millionaire rapper or pro athlete, we’d be shagging the stuffing out of her too, even knowing the humiliation and lies and E! reality TV producers handing us fake things to say on camera that would almost certainly follow. Sometimes, the little brain overrides any and all executive branch decision making.
And, for the preggo fetishists among us (or is that amongst, if I’m included, which I am), a peek at the bulging body of Kourtney Kardashian, filled with life from the seed of her unemployed former snowboarding lounge-about boyfriend. Yay. Enjoy.