I remember back in third grade this rather noticeably short newer kid in school, Nix Bickerby, announced that he was no longer going to be short. He was now tall. It all seemed kind of staged, like some kind of speech prepared by his little kid mental health counselor, but he said it with such conviction, that is took the rest of us quite by surprise, and for like three minutes or so of suspended reality, we all thought Nix was tall.
It must have been a glorious brief moment in time for him, right before we picked him up and tossed him in the trash can, on Sloppy Joe day no less. The point is, you can be anything you want to be in this life, the real trick is trying to convince others of the same.
At some point, Kendra Wilkinson decided to make herself over from trashy topless Playboy party and former stripper girl into wife and mom and advice giver to millions of women who suddenly forgot all about that previous stuff that we personally loved her for. Since we never judged her for her former life, we totally and completely reserve the right to mock her current state of being. And mostly just because we miss her sweet petite nekkid body. The tease of which she flashed in Miami over the weekend in a see-through thingee over her bikini while filming her reality show, ‘The Totally Fake Kendra’ or something like that I think.
And speaking of totally fake, man how we miss Kendra’s skin shows. Enjoy.