After her murder victim stage play about The Dictator yacht parked off of Cannes yesterday, we weren’t sure supermodel and former George Clooney squeeze-and-tickle Elisabetta Canalis was going to be alright, but she was more than alright today, at the luxurious Eden Roc hotel on the South of France, flashing her highly-valued bikini body for the benefit of Mother Sun and Father Ogler.
Now, if you’ve got connections and a few grand a night to spend on a hotel room in Cannes this week, you too could be leering at all the lovely bits of expensive flesh on display there during the high season of the film festival. Or, if you’re like me, you fly to Cannes, sleep on the city’s only public, rock-laden beach, and wake-up with three cigarettes butts in your mouth not of your own smoking. It’s kind of the same, but different. Enjoy.