We do so lust our telenovela stars south of the border. The super hottie bitch slapping high heel wearing bad girls from some of the most gut-wrenching drama available on our 22-foot satellite dish illegally mounted across the top of our penthouse offices. We can't understand much of what is going on, but we know it's heartbreaking.
And in the lower organ breaking category, veteran soap star Vanessa Arias shines once more in a pictorial spread, as it were, for her home country's H Extremo magazine where Vanessa just gets all kinds of muy muy sexual and makes me wish I was the abodago or doctore on the receiving end of her lovelorn assaults. Oh, how I'd let her slap me silly. Disfruta.