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Selena Gomez Surprises Her Wee Man on the Set of Music Video Shoot in L.A.
Editor's Note: forgive us in advance for photos of the Devil's Midget. There was no way to separate the wheat from the annoyingly chafing in a number of these 'clinging' photos.
I'm not going to lie to you. I'm jealous of a kid half my, well, half my height. How this wee YouTube sensation with the swagger coach and the tween boy designer clothes manages to grab the attention spans of the world's middle school girls, well, that part I get I guess, but how he manages to get to bump uglies with the likes of older teen diva hottie Selena Gomez, that just befuddles me to the point of very angry befuddlement.
On the set of his new music video shooting in downtown L.A. over the weekend, the little lesbian boy performed his rehearsed dance moves and pretended to drive a big boy car for the cameras, whilst the sextastic Selena Gomez surprised him on set with a hottie bear straddle that is just so unfair it makes me want to go out into nature and beat a tree to death with my fists. I don't get it and I don't want to get it.
AARGH! MAKE THE PUBLIC STRADDLING STOP!