Paula Patton Puts Her Red Dress On, We Feel Blue In Our Happy Place

Paula Patton simply does not get enough love.  The Mission Impossible hottie leads a pretty shy life, away from the cameras, which is really a shame for the cameras, and for us, because when she does come out of the woodwork for a public appearance or a photo shoot, she always leaves us feeling like we did when we were 12 and discovered our first nudie magazines, a little bit embarrassed, a little bit guilty, but a whole lot of that tingle we’d want to be feeling for the rest of our lives.

Paula Patton was at The Grove yesterday pimping something for somebody, I think it had to do with Pepsi and good health, which makes little sense, but who hasn’t learned in life to shut up and smile when you’re getting paid, for basically we’re all just trained circus animals, only some are hotter than others, like Paula Patton, who I’d love to see perform in my personal trapeze show. She is more than ogle-worthy. Enjoy.

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