Oh, my, talk about needing a stretch ourselves. The uber-sextastic Miranda Kerr was in Munich yesterday extraordinarily pimping the shizz out of some new Reebok sports line for the fairer sex and just flashing every little skintight shorts and tight top covered inch of her MILFtastic form. It was almost enough to make me throw out my Chuck Taylors and switch brands (but, no).
Miranda Kerr could sell water to a drowning man, I know, because I feel like I’m drowning in her sextastic and she can take whatever she likes from me. All I ask in return is to watch her do a couple deep knee bends. Enjoy.