We’d be remiss in our prime directive if we did not visually cover the round globes of goodness of former TOWIE turned celeb reality boobtastic star, Maria Fowler. Wherever she may fly her fleshy flags.
This past week, we caught Maria bringing her melons to market on the way out of ITV studios, where she was creating some type of high-minded content of one form or another. Or, make that two forms. Two glorious orbs of ripe succulence barely contained in a bit of bright blue cloth that we only wish would rip open. Damn you, skilled foreign child seamstresses! Enjoy.