Jordan Carver Plays Cleavetastic Easter Bunny; We Feel Our Chocolate Eggs Melting

Editors note: some or all of the images in this post have been removed at request of JCM.

Happy early Good Friday to you. And happy cleavetastic Jordan Carver looking like the hottest Easter Egg hunt mom ever in her vernal photoshoot. Tis the season to be bountiful, and Jordan Carver has at least two cornucopias of solid fecund goodness quite bouncy as she hops about with her holiday treats.

I’m not prepared to call Easter the sexiest holiday on the calendar; even such a thought would have earned me some welts in the rectory area as a child, but when the hot girls start donning their Easter fineries for the special weekend, we here at Egotastic! can’t resist imagining a little Easter Bunny furry cosplay. Yes, Jordan, that is my carrot and it’s damn glad to meet you. Enjoy.

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