Editors note: some or all of the images in this post have been removed at request of JCM.
(Thanks to EgoReader 'Ted Wad' (yeah I know) for this Jordan Carver boob-bombtastic photoshoot.)
When you're feeling down and out
Here's a little thing you can do
Check out Jordan Carver's black and whites
And watch your nads transform to blue
I'd like to thank my second grade teacher, Ms. Laplander-Fizz, for inspiring me to pursue my inner-poet. And I'd like to thank these Jordan Carver black and white 'Passion' photoshoot pictures for inspiring me to pursue my inner pervert, which, as it turns out, pays slightly more than inner poet, though either way you end up spending all your dough on booze.
I know some of you out there are incensed that Jordan will not fully reveal her delicious HH-goods. And I'm right there with you. But I'm also in the camp that if I get the Lego Death Star for my birthday, I'm still happy even if the Imperial Interceptor is not included (damn you 7th Birthday miserable fail). Enjoy.