I still hold a tender place in my heart for every girl I ever felt up at a school dance or formal. I hold a tender place in my groin for one of them who kicked me thusly on one of my Bryan Adams ballad reach-arounds, but I hold no grudges. So I was especially moved to see the hotness abounding at the Spring Dinner Dance charity function in N.Y.C. last night where a slew of sextastic celebs and models got decked out for a great cause, well, two great causes if you consider the visual delights for us gentleman oglers a great cause, and how can you not.
Among the wonderful wonderments of the female form in attendance were Jessica White, who we never see enough of, recently released from Leo’s beardish clutches, Erin Heatherton, wicked hot new mom, Doutzen Kroes, and sultry goddess, Selita Ebanks. Were all of these ladies wearing far too much clothing for our tastes last eve? Yes, of course. But I think you’ll find that a simple twist of the imagination screws will have them dancing nekkid in your mind in no time. Least, they’re doing the clothes-less rumba in my head as we speak. Enjoy.