There's a couple things I know. Not many things, but a couple. For instance, this Lifetime remake of The Blue Lagoon is going to be a nearly unwatchable piece of craptastic cinema. And, second, I'm going to watch every second of it. Such is my unbridled animal lust now ingrained in the dark reaches of gray matter for Aussie young actress Indiana Evans, who conveniently in the film seems to be stranded on a desert island in only a push-up blue bikini. I suppose being stranded without any clothes would have been more convenient for us oglers, but this being basic cable, yeah, that wasn't going to happen.
Indiana Evans, this is the start of a very beautiful and extremely superficial relationship. Enjoy.