If you didn’t see this coming, then you have not been paying attention to the wretchedly magnificent career of still underaged teen reality star wannabe-so-badly Courtney Stodden, who has taken her stab at putting a naughty stank on every holiday for the past nine months or so. She’s dropped her jailbait turducken on Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine’s Day, and, now, Easter time, in her now traditional white bikini with padding giving her that perfect 40-year old washed up cheerleader who slept with everybody on the team but never got married look.
And, yet, we stare. And to those of you who will write, and you will, telling us that posting these pictures of Courtney Stodden trying to use her teen body parts were not even allowed to mention because she is a teen to gain fame and fortune is all just us leering at a roadside traffic accident, well, yeah. We do look at traffic accidents. It’s human nature. We’re built that way. And, we’re built to leer at Courtney Stodden, I mean, in a polite to the innocent young lady sort of way, natch. Happy Easter.