I’m prepared to say at this point that I will be holding my nose a year from now and in a theater watching Spring Breakers because despite the fact that the film will be pure, horrid, teen girl craptastic, it will contain little hottie peeks of Vanessa Hudgens (as a blonde), our belusted Selena Gomez, and Ashley Benson, who despite dating Justin Bieber’s swagger coach, remains a young woman that I would very much like to see modeling in nothing but her birthday suit and a jar of Goobers PB&J.
Now, there’s no real evidence that any of these girls can act a lick, but there is ample evidence from these on-set photos that these girls can wear little outfits with extensive ogle-worthiness. And we know the bikini scenes have even yet to come. So, yeah, I’ll be there watching in the dark, my fake moustache, top hat, looking like the other trenchcoat covered dudes who line the last row of teen girl matinees. Enjoy.