Imagine my surprise when my six-fingered assistant Gretchen awoke me this morning off the office carpet here with enthusiastic news of topless bikini scenes filmed today for Spring Breakers. Normally, I take time to freshen up a bit in the morning here, at least clean the vomit from my hair, but this morning I made straight away to the computer machine thing to check out the toplessness on the Tampa set of the movie only to discover, to my malt liquor stinking chagrin, that they were shooting background scenes for the film.
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