Megan Fox Pregnant!

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brian Austin Green Self-Employed (B.A.G.S.) won the lottery today. The effin’ lottery. I haven’t been this angry since something else horrible happened in the past that made me this angry.

Do not expect Megan Fox nekkid pregnancy photos by the way. I mean, yes, we’ll sneak and snoop to get any that exist, but count on reclusion, seclusion, and the all-around secretive birthing of B.A.G.S. Jr. in the Fall.

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