Ave Maria. How can one not get lost in the sextastic wonderment that is Maria Menounos preparing to get jiggy with it, or you know, the Dancing With the Stars version of that, which is typically inane, unwatchable, and hot-woman-hating.
Nevertheless, we won’t let an insipid TV show ruin the pleasure we can mine from our delicious Maria in stretch pants and little skin baring tops, for while we won’t be able to stand an hours worth of foppish pearl-clutching television, we can definitely partake in a few minutes of good old-fashioned hot dancer chick ogling. As is our want. Enjoy.