Jordan Carver Playing Tennis (Is That a Threesome?)

Editors note: some or all of the images in this post have been removed at request of JCM.

Call it 34H to Love score wise, because the moment we saw Jordan Carver playing tennis, well, our fuzzy balls got to bouncing.

Our very favorite double slice of Bavarian tennis took the bold move of engaging in a sport that requires sudden bursts or speed, agile shifts and turns, and downright jiggle-generating twists that when combined with her low cut top (and I suppose all tops are low-cut on Jordan Carver just be sheer force of gravity), created a sports spectacle somewhere between The Olympics and the legendary 23-hour Beerpong match that took place in my friend Vinny Vinnucci’s basement one summer’s day not too many years ago. Right dab in the middle of that spectrum I’d say.

There’s really nothing Jordan Carver can do that is not ridiculously hot to watch. But tennis? This is just downright genius. Enjoy.

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