Just walk away little girl.
First, teen desperate to be recognized Courtney Stodden attacked the institution of marriage, well, technically, first, statutory rape laws, then marriage to a man old enough to be her grandpa. Then, she went after the Halloween Pumpkin Patch, Santa Clause, and several other tried and true cultural traditions of warmth and family. Now, she’s got her underaged, pushed up bikini body into yet another bit of Americana — surfing. Don’t let the Stars & Stripes bikini fool you, this minx is out to burn it all down, laying waste to whatever lay in the path of her destiny to be the next train wreck reality star.
And the worst part is, because she’s only seventeen, we can’t even comment on her bikini body. There are so many double standards at play here, we’re tongue-tied. Enjoy.