Everything I know about opera can be summed up in one word — huh? Yeah, I don’t really get it. It feels like Glee with less energy. Lots of heavy singing and lamenting. But, what I definitely do understand is that big nights at the opera bring out big celebrity hotties and last night’s grand celebratory opening of some opera or another brought out the likes of Amber Heard, Emmy Rossum, Emma Roberts, and Chloe Moretz, the latter of whom were really not even supposed to be talking about at her age, let alone calling ‘future knockout’. Yeah, we just said that.
Now, as a rule, I only put on a suit when I’m getting paid or I’m getting la… well, you know, but I might just have to press the one suit I do own. To the opera! Enjoy.