Rosie Huntington-Whiteley See-Through Top Extra Goodness in Vs. Magazine

 

There is something to be said for fashion and style magazines. Because before the time they become cage bottom material for my rabid cockatoo Jasmine (it’s a dude, but he got a girls name, sucks for that bird), and after the time I swipe them from Renee’s House of Hair down the block, they become all mine to peruse and leer at the likes of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, the sextastic lithesome delight who flashed some bare top in Vs. magazine courtesy of a thankfully see-through top. Ironically, you tend to get more sweet au natural skin flashes in the magazines meant for the ladies; a true Egotastic! man has to be a man of the periodical sciences.

While we have little use for fashion or style, or anything really resembling culture not involving pro or college sports, I can think of plenty of uses for this Rosie Huntington-Whiteley see-through pictorial. Which is why the door is currently closing. Enjoy.