We could watch Kate Beckinsale drop an angry deuce behind Fatburgers after a round of bad chili-cheese fries and we'd be captivated by her hotness. (I can't say the same for my former friend Ted Tuesday, who I quit hanging out with after he made this a horrible Saturday evening habit.)
Kate was all decked out and looking might fine as ever as she presented some Oscar week awards for the Costume Designers Guild last night. Of course, our favorite costume on Kate is her birthday suit, that goes for any of our sexy celebrities, though I do suppose those costume designers do deserve some awards for designing such things as Scarlett Johansson's Black Widow costume for The Avengers. That's a something.
And so is Kate, our eternally be-lustable MILF, who we'd sure like to smear with Nutella and find a way to wipe clean (yes, I know, overshare). Enjoy.