Happy Valentine’s From Egotastic! (And Rosie Jones and Emma Glover and Friends)

 

It’s the big day. If you haven’t made appropriate plans yet, you’re entirely screwed (or quite the opposite). In fact, our friends at AshleyMadison report that the biggest day of the year for signups for women seeking to cheat on their significant others — the day after Valentine’s Day. Be afraid, be very afraid.

With so much pressure comes the need for blessed relief. So we here at Egotastic! want to help in any way we can. And thanks to a Valentine’s special edition from our friends across the pond at Nuts, we have Rosie Jones and Kaylee Carver pimped out in nothing but red ribbons for the special heartfelt day. At the end of the days, roses just aren’t going to do the trick, you need the full bloom. Enjoy.