I've had to admit many embarrassing, shameful, awkward secrets in my time, you know, mostly to the police under a spotlight of some kind, or, worse, to a clergy member without any lights on at all, but I can only imagine the shame former Rookie of the Year baseball star Evan Longoria must've felt this week when constant media inquiries forced him to admit that he's banging 2010 Playboy Playmate Jaime Edmondson.
What a confession. Very good for the soul. And as Evan laments the humiliating fact that he's knocking boots with this ridiculously hot ginger boobtastic fiend and a half, let us take a moment, or two or three, to ogle her up and down and share in his obviously troubling situation.
On being asked about what a lucky man he is to be dating Playboy’s Miss January 2010, Evan responded, “I don’t even think of her like that,” in fact he says that his main attraction to her is due to her being so well informed about the sports world.
Yeah, right. Enjoy.