I'll say this, the evidence in the Jennifer Lopez nipple slip controversy from tonight's Oscars is not entirely clear, but the investigation process is entirely fun.
These dolled up and decked out multi-million dollar celebrities are all sewn, stitched, and even nipple taped up the wazoo (yes, even up their wazoos), so it's hard to say what's possible tape and shadows, and what are actual wardrobe malfunctions. However, it does look a little like 'Jenny from the Block' slipped a little nip on worldwide television during this evening's 84th Academy Awards.
Check out the photo, check out the clip, you be the slipping judge. Enjoy.