I'm not so sure about these rumors that Beyonce didn't have her own baby, that she used a surrogate. I mean, somebody would have to explain the mammoth mammaries the diva flashed out in New York City last night in her first public appearance since the birth of Blue Ivy (the stripper named baby) just one month ago. Those flesh puppies are titanic, I'd like to smash my iceberg up against them if you know what I'm saying, and, yeah, I think you do.
Either Beyonce is engorged with milk or this is one of the best visual effects jobs ever. Enjoy.