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What to Expect When 'What to Expect When You're Expecting' Hits the Theaters (Hide!)

It's ball check time. And I'm not talking P.E. teacher inventory. You know what I'm saying. 

May 18th, the estrogen-laden What to Expect When You're Expecting comes out in theaters in the U.S. If you attend this film, and I'm speaking to the men among us now, you might just trade those twin jewels in for a gift bag of potpourri scents, because in the very least, emasculation ought to smell like a spring morning.

That being said, for the preggo fetishists among us, well, we'd be remiss if we didn't share the only male-redeemable elements to this film: Brooklyn Decker,Elizabeth Banks, Jennifer Lopez, Anna Kendrick, and Cameron Diaz. Now imagine them pregnant, or picture them in these promo pics for the film. 

Enjoy your kink-fantasy fun time. But, under no circumstances, without a fake mustache, a sombrero, and a legal name change, should you be seen entering a venue to watch this movie. Don't forsake the jewels.

Tagged in: Photos, Jennifer Lopez, Anna Kendrick, Brooklyn Decker, Cameron Diaz, Elizabeth Banks

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