Mm egotastic skin leftgutter tom 663166ef64649f5388611c31eae828065c5c2febe55175611c1b05ce43835adaB10201932
Mm egotastic skin rightgutter tom 391dcbe6a0f1d21605994926a35e5ce14aa00208afd8db1e8ff287707cbffae6B10201932

Shakira Cleavage at the French Music Awards Gives Us Dirty Tiny Person Thoughts

Shakira is the world's hottest midget, hands down, and I say that as a man who has sampled the earthly delights of many a small person (consider that an intentional overshare). 

At the NRJ Music Awards over the weekend in Cannes, Colombian woman of the asstastic world threw off some serious cleavage vibe, almost distracting me from complete fulfillment at the sounds of all the awesome French pop music. Oh, man, how my iPod is filled with that craptastic audio assault.

Shakira remains super hot. When she flashes her sextastic petite body, you can feel the heat doubled. And if she ever shakes any parts, off the damn scale. Enjoy.

Tagged in: Cleavage, Photos, Award Shows, Shakira


Around the Web