We hereby do resolve to drive a wedge between our hottie Latina lust-crush and her little midget lesbionic boyfriend in 2012. Consider this a New Year's resolution to drop 90 pounds.
Selena Gomez is so damn cutely hot she makes us wish we had a third gonad. Okay, that seems kind of wrong, but just checking her out in these promotional pictures for her Dream Out Loud merch pimping product line makes me imagine throwing Justin Bieber into Thunderdome against a miniature schnauzer and see who comes out alive. That's a win-win right there. Enjoy.