What can you say about a topless hottie competition run by a major tabloid newspaper other than, well, ‘Thank you, governor’. The Page 3 Idol competition has produced in the past the sextastic and glamorous winner likes of Keeley Hazell and Lacey Banghard, and, now, in the competition that ought be called Britain’s Got Two Big Talents, this year’s Page 3 Idol winner is Lucy Collett, a young, though not nekkid novice, ginger who displays her winning portfolio in the current edition of the Sun.
As always, we give great credence to viewer voted competition, as we give great ogles to Lucy’s great bodily credences. The people have spoken, the men have leered, and named Lucy Collett their current princess. All hail Lucy. Enjoy.