Now, let's remember, before we start talking trashy, Edita Vilkeviciute is my future wife, the future Mrs. Egotastic!, a woman who has all but agreed to stop writing me back and refusing my wedding invitations. And, oh, boy, am I glad I locked her down before she came out with her latest Victoria's Secret swimsuit pictures, because, dayum, whoever wasn't highly interested in stealing her away before, I'm sure their plans for cockblocking thievery are well underway.
I fear not, for Edita Vilkeviciute and I share something that no man or Interpol restraining order can come between, pure insane lust, granted, mostly one way at this time, but I remain hopeful. Enjoy.