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Courtney Stodden Tones The Hard Teen Body And Shows Off New Rent-a-Security-Guard

Not exactly sure where teen bride and desperate fame seeker Courtney Stodden found her latest bodyguard, but then again, we're not really still sure how the world found Courtney Stodden, I mean, outside of her being sweet sixteen and betrothing and banging a 50-year old actor from Lost. Two peas in a disturbing pod, I suppose.

Watching Courtney Stodden, the now 17-going-on-45 year old working her admittedly tight little body in the public streets, with her goofball high-school-boyfriend-who-borrowed-his-dad's-coat serving as the world's least ineffective security device, I am reminded of Egotastic! Celebrity Principle #27: all things super retarded in celebrity land will eventually join forces. Enjoy.

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