Ashley Greene Fashionably Sextastic for DKNY

We hadn’t seen our sextastic object d’ lust Ashley Greene in some time really until last night at the People’s Choice Awards, where we personally chose her to be the girl we’d most like to lock ourselves in a motel room in with for the weekend with nothing but a 12-pack of Genny Light, a 6-pack of Chalupas, and a 3-pack of protection.

Our overwhelming desire to tap Ashley Greene like a fecund maple tree in early Spring is as intense as it is disturbing to the authorities, so we were pleased to add ammo to our lust arsenal with these promo pictures for her DKNY fashion campaign. She just makes us very happy. Enjoy.

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