This Is the New $25 Million House Where Tom Brady Gets to Shag the Stuffing Out of Gisele Bundchen

Yep, it's good to be king. Now, I'm not suggesting an Occupy Tom Brady movement get started, and, quite frankly, I'd much rather Occupy Gisele Bundchen, if you know what I'm saying, and I think you do, but the celebrity power couple's new twenty-five million dollar estate nears completions in the hills above Los Angeles.

When I think about christening the new bazillion room home by making the sweet sexy to Giselle in each and every new doorway, I want to cry on behalf of my unrequited gunny sack.

If this all sounds a bit petty and a lot jealous, then you're reading it just right.

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