Okay, we took a little heat last week when we suggested that Kris Jenner ordered the impregnation of Kourtney Kardashian to shift attention away from the muckraking scandal surrounding Kim Kardashian and her divorce slash annulment slash financial scheming. We have absolutely no evidence to support this claim, but you know it certainly sounds plausible.
You simply can not stop this cash generating family corporation or slow down its financial engines. The sisters three (well, three and a half technically if you're counting Khloe Kardashian by nomadic Arabic horse trading rules) took to the pages of Glamour magazine's upcoming edition to let the world know they are doing just fine and most definitely open for business. The pictorial also gave somebody in Glamour's airbrushing department the assignment of the year, but that's another matter. What's most important this time of year is family, and through thick and thin, weddings and divorces, pregnancies and the opposite of pregnancies, these girls stick together. So original gangsta. Enjoy.