Sophie Howard Announces Retirement, Leaves Behind an Amazing Body of Work

 
Pour Some Sextastic for Our Hottie

Whenever a super hot actress or model announces she’s retiring from the exhibition business to focus on more important matters, I always wonder to myself, what could possibly be more important than sharing your hotness with the rest of the world? Well, apparently, Britty brunette glamour model Sophie Howard has announced today that she’s hanging up her flashing spurs, trading in her boobtastic and booty sharing for a stronger focus on her university studies. We quickly moved through the five phases of sextastic grief here: Shame, Sadness, Fapping, Confusion, and More Fapping, and then decided that some type of tribute was in order to the retiring hottie from Southport.

We’ll miss you, Sophie. But we wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors. Enjoy.

(Thanks to EgoReaders ‘Jeremy E.’ for alerting us to Sophie’s big announcement.)