Emboldened by her Top 10 finish in the Egotastic! Hotness Awards Asstastic category, Pippa Middleton, the first sister to the future queen, threw out her typical bottomwear for a winter-time edition of stretch pants, providing a clingy-eyed view of her rear assets.
Check out those regal beagles. There might be some debate as to the overall Pippa package, I’ll grant the anti-Pippa forces that, but there should be no contesting chatter over the Pippa-bottom, save for the kind of chatter men make when seeing such an obviously piece of rumptastic. It’s generally a soft murmur followed by a cough rounded off with a ‘dayum.’. Enjoy.