Lindsay Lohan Topless in Playboy: An Egotastic! Critical Review

Unfortunately, we can not bring you the pictures of this much anticipated Lindsay Lohan pictorial in Playboy magazine, but we can give you an absolutely pointless critical review of the photos from our own two eyes, to our hands, only stopping at a few places along the way.

They’re, um, just okay. Yet another stab at the Marilyn Monroe cliche by the folks at the Bunny U.S.A. Definitely see Lilo’s full frontal knockers, ripe, and busty, although air-brushy also comes to mind for much of this. There is no full-frontal, rather tame for a ‘nude shoot’, which apparently was re-shot after Hef got ugly wind of the first set of photos. Overall, is it worth the reported $1 million payout to Lindsay Lohan? Well, I’m sure her attorneys who are finally getting paid would say yes. As for the few bucks you’d need to have your own personal copy, I’d say, if you’re still a Lindsay Lohan fan, get it. If not, meh.

For those interested, the website Gawker is running censored copies of the photos with links to the uncensored.

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