Princess Kate, Duchess Catherine, Mrs. Prince Billy, the future Queen of England, call her what you will, I’d like to call her to my castle keep for a late night hearth warming if you know what I’m saying. Kate Middleton is clearly and most decidedly the hottest British Royal since somebody important invented the camera (oil paintings are just great big lies!).
Kate Middleton hit the streets of London tonight for one of the myriad of charity events she attends to conduct her noble work, and flaunt her noble looks, and…man, do I want to make her my lady for a night. Row boat her down the Thames under cover of darknesst to my studio apartment castle where we would play some wickedly intense games of tag, dungeons included, until the sun rose on our nekkid debauchery and Kate was whisked back under cloak to her royal palatial confines, left with nothing but her own fond memories and the distinct smell of cocoa butter.
Dare to dream the regal dream. Enjoy.